Chris: Hey, Doc.
Doc: Hey. Good to see you, Chris.
Chris: Just coming by to say I'm sorry.
Doc: Sorry for what?
Chris: Quitting my job. I mean, I didn't know how good I had it.
Doc: Chris, if I paid you minimum wage, you'd get taxed, and I'd get taxed. I'd have to get unemployment insurance, workmen's compensation. And there are child labor laws. Look, the bottom line is, if I paid you minimum wage, I'd have to close up the store.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Years later, Doc closed the store and opened a Wal-Mart.