Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Minimum Wage
Rochelle: Chris, where you been? You were supposed to be back an hour ago. Chris: I was out selling crack. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Not all my early attempts at comedy were a success. Chris: Just kidding. I was out looking for work. Found a job working at Hoo's Hunan. Julius: Hoo's on First? Drew: I like Woks on Second.