Chris: So, I gave the people what they want, and now look at me.
Greg: Sometimes people don't like what they want after they get it.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I wonder if he'll want my foot in his behind after he gets that.
Greg: I got the yearbook.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I learned a couple of important things from this whole fiasco. Number one, I learned the word legacy. Number two, people are suckers for a serial Scissor Killer story. And C... hey, I could write. But best of all, I finally did get something written under my school yearbook picture. [The caption under Chris's picture reads "Liar"]