Quote from Monk in Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad
Risky: Man, thanks for inviting us over, Chris. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I didn't invite you over. James: Hey, man, you aren't trying to talk to Tasha, are you? Chris: Yeah, kind of. Monk: Well, if that's the case, man, why don't you just give me the say-so. I'll clear these people out of here in seconds. See, I carry a container of napalm, just for such emergencies. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I was tempted to take him up on it.