Adult Chris: [v.o.] For a guy who's never had a place to himself, Greg had a lot of ideas about what I should do.
Greg: Do you know what this means? You're in possession of the velvet trap.
Chris: Velvet trap? What does catch?
Greg: Don't you know who likes velvet?
Chris: Prince?
Greg: Him, too? But I was talking about girls. Girls like velvet.
Chris: Velvet... What are you talking about?
Greg: Your apartment-- velvet. You've got a place. Now all you need to do is get a girl. You're so in there. I can't imagine what I'd do if I had a place to myself.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I could.
[fantasy: Greg sobs as he wears children's pajamas and sits on a plastic-covered couch]