Quote from Ms. Morello in Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad
Ms. Morello: "Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brought forth on this continent a new nation conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal..." [As Ms. Morello faces the front of the class, Chris sneaks in and takes his seat behind her back] Ms. Morello: ...even if they're on CP time. Good morning, Chris. Chris: Good morning, Ms. Morello. I'm sorry I'm late, but my whole family is sick. Ms. Morello: Oh, dear, I'm so sorry. Is it sickle cell, rickets, or swine flu? Adult Chris: [v.o.] Is that like chitlin-itis? Chris: Swine flu. Ms. Morello: Your tardiness is excused, but you should tell your family to lay off the bacon.