Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Blackie
Rochelle: The next person that walks through this door is gonna hear bells a-jingling. Mr. Omar: Jingling bells. Rochelle: Let me show you something over there, okay? Well, see, if anybody tried to get through the window... Huh? See? Blocked by a broomstick. Mr. Omar: But do you really think they'd try to come through a second-story window? I mean, people can see them from the street. Rochelle: Well, if they do, they can't get in. Ooh, and we got a guard dog. So if anybody comes in this house, they gonna leave in a casket. Mr. Omar: Casket? Now that's the type of talk I like to hear. Well, I'll keep my ears open. Rochelle: And your doors locked.