Chris: Greg, I thought I told you not to tell anybody about the car. Now the whole school knows.
Greg: I'm sorry, man. You've got a car and I know you. That's the closest thing I've ever gotten to being cool. You know Jennifer Thompson?
Chris: Yeah, so?
Greg: Well, every time I'm around her, I get tongue-tied, and I finally had something worth saying to her.
Chris: That I had my father's car?
Greg: And that I'm riding shotgun.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If I had had a shotgun, Greg would be riding in the trunk.