Greg: When the other kids see this, we are going to be so in there.
Chris: Greg, you can't tell anyone about this. If a teacher finds out and calls my dad, I'm dead, so you can't say anything to anyone.
Greg: Your secret's safe with me.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] No, it's not.
[montage:]
Girl: Oh, hey, Chris, I heard you got your father's deuce and a quarter. Cool.
Joey Caruso: Hey, Malcolm Racer X, I heard you got your father's hooptie. Cool.
Ms. Morello: Hey, Chris, I heard you've got a father. Cool.