Rochelle: You keep talking about tests. I'm here to talk about my son. I mean, what does a test prove anyway? Charles Manson passed some tests.
Mr. Abbott: I'm not saying there's anything wrong with your son.
Rochelle: Well, I'm saying that there's something wrong with you. You're supposed to be a guidance counselor.
Guide.
Mr. Abbott: I did the best I could.
Rochelle: No, you didn't. "Go find yourself." What is that?
Mr. Abbott: I'm not trying to hold your son back. But going to college without knowing what you want to study is kind of like going to a grocery store without knowing what you want to eat.
Rochelle: And telling a boy to figure out what he wants to do by telling him to do nothing is like telling him to learn how to swim by drowning.
Mr. Abbott: What are you talking about?
Rochelle: I don't know, but you started it.