Quote from Manny in Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My dad didn't go to college and neither did my mother, so I tried to find out if I knew anybody who did. Chris: Hey, Manny, did you ever go to college? Manny: Always wanted to, but I found out I couldn't. Chris: Why not? Manny: I had this thing called "extenuating circumstances." Mr. Omar: Like what? Manny: I never finished high school. So I got a job here and when Manny died, I took over. Chris: Wait, you had the same name as the owner? Manny: No, no, no, my name was Lester. But I had to make a choice: change the sign or change my name. And that sign was expensive.