Chris: Um, two tickets for Ghostbusters, please?
Ticket Clerk: Two dollars. [prints tickets] Why aren't you kids in school?
Greg: Uh... see, it's... It's a... Uh... Uh...
Chris: It's a Black holiday.
Ticket Clerk: Yeah? Which one?
Greg: Yeah, Chris, which one?
Chris: Uh... The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman Day.
Ticket Clerk: Oh. Great woman. She was a credit to your race.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And Howdy Doody's a credit to yours.
Ticket Clerk: What are you doing here?
Greg: I'm an octoroon.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] In that case, only one-eighth of him should be off from school.
Ticket Clerk: Okay. Enjoy the show. Happy holidays.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If I made it past this guy, I would finally get to see Ernie Hudson's best work.