Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates the Substitute
Adult Chris: [v.o.] For the next few days, all I did was study for that test and try to figure out a way to get rid of Mr. Newton. I could call the feds and say Mr. Newton was working for the Mob. [fantasy: a car pulls up outside the school as Mr. Newton steps out. A group of suited men jump out, blindfold Mr. Newton and throw him in the trunk of the car before speeding off] Adult Chris: [v.o.] I could call the Mob and say Mr. Newton was working for the feds. [fantasy: a car pulls up outside the school as Mr. Newton steps out. A group of suited men jump out, blindfold Mr. Newton and throw him in the trunk of the car before speeding off] Adult Chris: [v.o.] Or I could call his wife and say he had a White woman on the side. [fantasy: a car pulls up outside the school as Mr. Newton steps out. A woman jumps out, blindfolds Mr. Newton and throws him in the trunk of the car before speeding off] Adult Chris: [v.o.] One way or another, he had to go.