Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates the Substitute
Mr. Newton: Chris, may I have a word with you? Chris: Yes, sir. Mr. Newton: This upcoming test is a measure of your overall abilities as a student. Now, if you don't score in the 90th percentile, I'm going to recommend that you repeat eighth grade. Greg: What?! Chris: You can't do that. Mr. Newton: I can and I will. Chris: Are you serious? Mr. Newton: As a catastrophic cardiac infarction. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Stop showing off. Just say heart attack. Chris: I don't know how I'm going to do it, but this guy's got to go. Greg: Maybe you could score in the 90th percentile and he'll have a catastrophic cardiac infarction. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Stop showing off. Just say "heart attack."