Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates the Substitute
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Algebra wasn't the only thing I didn't know. And everything I didn't know, he was determined to teach me. He taught me language... Mr. Newton: Veni, vidi, vici. "I came, I saw, I conquered." Chris: Eenie, meenie, miney, mo... Catch a tiger by the toe. Adult Chris: [v.o.] He taught me history. Mr. Newton: The Vitruvian Man. Chris: The hangman. Pick a letter. Adult Chris: [v.o.] He taught me science. Mr. Newton: Your turn. [hands Chris a scalpel] Chris: Got anything bigger? Adult Chris: [v.o.] Please don't kill me in the name of science... ribbet!