Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Hall Monitors
Julius: Hey, babe. Rochelle: You know, I don't understand why you just can't listen to me. I'm upset and I want to talk about what happened at work. I listen to you when you complain about work. Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father never complained about work no matter what happened. One time he ran into a wall. [fantasy: Julius arriving home with a bandaged face and a crutch:] Rochelle: How was work, honey? Julius: Fine. Adult Chris: [v.o.] One time he got held up. [fantasy: Julius hopping into the bedroom blindfolded, gagged and with his hands tied:] Rochelle: Oh, how was work, honey? Julius: Fine. Adult Chris: [v.o.] One time he got his head cut off. [fantasy: Julius is just a head on a high-chair:] Rochelle: So how was work? Julius: Fine. Chris, let me get a piece of that bacon.