Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Hall Monitors
Mrs. Milone: Chris, your job begins the moment the bell rings. Chris: I know, and I'm supposed to keep things orderly. If anyone breaks a rule, I'm supposed to issue a citation. Mrs. Milone: The first citation is considered a warning. The second is detention, The third is suspension. Chris: And most importantly, after that second bell rings, any student out in the hall has to have a hall pass. Mrs. Milone: Correct. Here is your citation book and your armband. Good luck. Chris: Now, what if I give someone a citation but they don't want to take it? Mrs. Milone: Issue them a citation. Chris: But if they didn't take the first citation, why would they take the second? Mrs. Milone: If you get a citation for not taking citation, that's another citation and that's an automatic suspension. Chris: But what if? Mrs. Milone: If you have any more questions, pretend I'm still here and I said, "Issue a citation." Adult Chris: [v.o.] I'd like to issue a citation upside her head.