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Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Hall Monitors

Mrs. Milone: Chris, your job begins the moment the bell rings.
Chris: I know, and I'm supposed to keep things orderly. If anyone breaks a rule, I'm supposed to issue a citation.
Mrs. Milone: The first citation is considered a warning. The second is detention, The third is suspension.
Chris: And most importantly, after that second bell rings, any student out in the hall has to have a hall pass.
Mrs. Milone: Correct. Here is your citation book and your armband. Good luck.
Chris: Now, what if I give someone a citation but they don't want to take it?
Mrs. Milone: Issue them a citation.
Chris: But if they didn't take the first citation, why would they take the second?
Mrs. Milone: If you get a citation for not taking citation, that's another citation and that's an automatic suspension.
Chris: But what if?
Mrs. Milone: If you have any more questions, pretend I'm still here and I said, "Issue a citation."
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I'd like to issue a citation upside her head.

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