Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates Hall Monitors
Greg: Hey! Girls: What? Greg: How many times do I have to tell you? No gum-chewing in the halls. Girls: You never told us no gum-chewing. Greg: I'm telling you now. Girls: Yes, sir. Adult Chris: [v.o.] That explains why Greg didn't get a date until he was 20. Greg: See? Chris: Well, if you're so good at it, why don't you become a hall monitor? Greg: Who am I kidding? Study hall is safer. [takes out toothpick] Want this? Chris: No, I'll get my own.