Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Hall Monitors
Chris: [Caruso knocks Chris's books out of his hand] Hey! Joey Caruso: Shut up. Hall Monitor: You. Pick those up. Joey Caruso: What if I don't? Adult Chris: [v.o.] The only kids in school that got respect from everyone were the hall monitors. Hall Monitor: I'll put you in detention so long, your kids will get out of school before you. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Hall monitors were the closest thing we had to the police. They couldn't arrest you, but they could write you up. Chris: Thanks. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Oh, and if you're Black, they could shoot you. Hall Monitor: You need to be in class. Chris: All right. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Being on the wrong side of a hall monitor was like being on the wrong side of the law. Nobody messed with those guys. [Caruso knocks Chris's books out of his hands again] Joey Caruso: What you going to do now Coco Puff? Adult Chris: [v.o.] The only thing I could do. Join the few, the proud, the hall monitors.