Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates Eggs
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I was trying to keep Junebug on the right track, Greg had become a runaway train. Chris: Dang, Junebug is driving me crazy. I just can't wait till this thing is over. Greg: You think you've got problems. Me and Jennifer don't agree on a thing. She thinks Chip should go to Yale. I think he's a Harvard man. Adult Chris: [v.o.] And I think you're a crazy man. Chris: You're thinking about colleges? I'm just trying to figure out how to get a full night's sleep. Jennifer: You built a crib? Greg: Yeah, and I called you last night. Jennifer: Yeah, like 50 times. Greg, you're taking this way too seriously. Greg: It's just 'cause I didn't want him to go to Yale. Jennifer: I don't care how many cribs you build, he's not going to Harvard.