Jerome: Hey, little dude from across the street. Let me hold your bag.
Chris: No, man, you don't want this. It's just an egg. It's for a class project. I'm supposed to act like it's my baby.
Jerome: Oh, yeah? That's very inventive. I'm only good at acting like it's not my baby.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That year he won the Oscar for Best Non-Supporting Father.
Jerome: Listen, if you ever have any problems with child support, come talk to me. I can help you save some money.