Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since the baby I brought home was just an egg, my mother decided to make sure I got the full baby experience so I didn't bring home a real one.
Rochelle: Chris, wake up. The baby's crying.
Chris: What's wrong?
Rochelle: You got to change his diaper.
[later:]
Rochelle: Chris, wake up. The baby's crying.
Chris: What's wrong?
Rochelle: He's hungry.
[later:]
Rochelle: Chris?
Chris: Huh?
Rochelle: The baby's crying.
Chris: Is it hungry?
Rochelle: No.
Chris: Is it wet?
Rochelle: No.
Chris: What's wrong with it?
Rochelle: He's got gas.