Quote from Michael in Everybody Hates Thanksgiving
Chris: So Uncle Mike, is your back still hurting? Michael: Oh, yeah. My back has been out for 11 years. It's an old football injury. Vanessa: I didn't know you played football. Michael: I don't. I was watching football and fell off the couch. Louis: Does your back hurt now? Michael: Yeah. Louis: Show me where. Michael: Right here. Right back there. Louis: Yeah, right, right, right there, huh? That's your L-5. I can fix that for you. Michael: I don't know. I've been knowing a lot of doctors and they told me it was all chronic. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Chronic? What doctor has he been going to, Dr. Dre? Louis: Doctors, they don't know what they're talking about. All right, here, here. Ready? Michael: Oh, geez. I feel better. Rochelle: Oh, good. Now you can get a job. Michael: I'm not cured, Rochelle. It's just in remission.