Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Elections
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After researching some of the greatest speeches ever, I tried a few on for size. Chris: Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth to this country a... [Greg shakes his head] Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Don't vote for him, vote for me. Greg: Come on. This is serious. Chris: I am not a crook. [holds up two fingers on each hand] Greg: Come on. Now you're just making stuff up. Chris: Once you go Black, you never go back. Greg: Are you trying to get us killed? Chris: Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, and segregation forever! Greg: What are you thinking? Greg: I think we've looked at every speech in every book here. Chris: Maybe I should just say, "Vote for me. You know I won't kick the crap out of you."