Doc: What does your daddy like to do?
Chris: That's the tough part. All he does is sleep and work.
Doc: I know what that's like. But I got just the thing. A Swiss LCD quartz calculator alarm watch.
Chris: Well, he has an alarm clock at home. What's he need one in his watch for?
Doc: You never know.
[fantasy: Julius is asleep at the wheel of his truck when his watch beeps:]
Julius: Oh! Thank goodness for this watch.
[reality:]
Chris: Hmm. I never thought of that.
Doc: It's got a calculator, too. He can figure out how much anything costs.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If it came with a side of bacon, that would have been the best gift in history.