Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Jail
Adult Chris: [v.o.] All I knew about getting arrested was what I saw on TV. They read you your rights... [clip from Dragnet:] Sgt. Joe Friday: You have the right to remain silent. Adult Chris: [v.o.] and you get a phone call... [clip from Hackers:] Police Officer: You get one call. Adult Chris: [v.o.] ...and the food is horrible. [clip from Stir Crazy:] Harry Monroe: Thanks.