Chris: We'll still be friends. I'll just be at a different school.
Greg: So you think it's going to be different at the other school?
Chris: Yeah. Real different.
[fantasy:]
Soul Train Teacher: Hey, what's your name, kid?
Chris: Chris.
Soul Train Teacher: What's your sign?
Chris: Gemini.
Soul Train Teacher: All right. This cool cat sailed around the world on the Nia, Pinta and the Santa Maria. I will give you a year's supply of Black Fro Sheen if you can unscramble his name.
[Chris dances after rearranging "cslmuoub" to spell "Columbus"]