Quote from Ms. Morello in Everybody Hates Funerals
Ms. Morello: Chris, why don't you stand up and tell the rest of the class what you're discussing with Gregory. Chris: My grandfather died. Ms. Morello: Chris, that's not funny. What are you going to do when your grandfather dies for real? Just because you didn't study for a test doesn't mean you can go killing off your family. Who's next? Your father, your mother? Why don't you kill your sister or your brother? Greg: He's telling the truth. Ms. Morello: Oh. Chris... Chris: Wait you believe him? Ms. Morello: Of course. Chris: And not me? Ms. Morello: Well, Chris, your grandfather died. You might say anything. What are you even doing here? Bring me your paper. Don't worry about the test. You're excused. Adult Chris: [v.o.] In honor of my grandfather, I should have hit her with a brick.