Adult Chris: [v.o.] Things always worked out best in my house when everybody did their job. And after being more embarrassed than I'd ever been in my life, all I had to do was one more thing.
Chris: Mom, I got my report card.
Rochelle: A D! My baby got a D.
Chris: And you're happy about that?
Rochelle: I'm just happy I don't have to smack the chap off your lips.