Chris: Hey! I need a favor. I need to borrow your five dollars.
Greg: What? What do you need it for?
Chris: I beat this kid playing Asteroids, and now he wants to play for money.
Greg: Can't you just save up your lunch money? Or take your neighbor's garbage out? Or help small ladies carry groceries to their car. Or turn in some Coke bottles or something.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Note to self: when begging, be persistent.
Chris: Hey, I don't have time for this. You got to do this, or my reputation's gonna be ruined.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I wonder if that's how O.J. got A.C. to drive that Bronco.