Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Before you ever buy a girl a gift, the first thing you've got to do is buy her the perfect card. Greg: Nah, that's too much. You haven't even kissed her yet. Have you? Chris: Um, how about this one? "You know the deal. I want you to be my valentine." Greg: That's cool, but it's more for a friend than a girl. Whoa, cool. "Relatively speaking, would you be my valentine?" This is perfect. Chris: For Tangee? No thanks. Greg: No, for Joy. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Greg never fought being a nerd. I always wondered how that worked out for him. [fantasy: an older Greg is waiting in a sports car] Thirty-year-old Greg: [honks horn] Come on, honey! Sexy Woman: Greg, when did you get this car? Thirty-year-old Greg: Well, the Bentley's in the shop.