Chris: [to his new friend] Hold my books.
Greg: [to his new friend] Hold my books.
Chris: Hold my sweater.
Greg: Hold my vest.
Chris: Hold my watch.
Greg: Hold my Star Trek bracelet.
Chris: Hold my shoes.
[The crowd is disappointed when Chris and Greg bust out laughing]
Greg: [laughing] "Hold my shoes"! Where'd you get that?
Chris: It was either that or punch you in the face.
Greg: Seriously?
Chris: No.