Greg: I knew I should've gotten somebody else for a partner. I can't turn this in; people will think I'm an idiot.
Chris: What are you trying to say?
Greg: I said it once, and I'm gonna say it again. This sucks.
Chris: You know what? If you want to do something else... Well, then do something else.
Greg: I'm not gonna let you screw the whole thing up.
[They each take half of the project]
Chris: You know, there's a reason why you didn't have a friend till I came along.
Greg: And there's a reason you don't have a friend now.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] It was like Andrew Ridgeley leaving Wham!