Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates the Laundromat
Salesman: I can work you out a great deal on the television, the sofa, dining room set. You get it today, I'm gonna save you some money. Julius: If I don't get it at all, I'll save more. Let's go. Rochelle: Now, wait a minute, Julius. You work, I work... Well, sometimes. I'm just saying, you don't have to be so ch- Julius: You think I want to be cheap? I'd love to come in here and buy you everything in the store, but I don't have it like that, Rochelle. I don't. Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father wasn't bald when he got married, but one hair fell out for every bill he got.