Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Sausage
Greg: Geez, what was that?! Adult Chris: [v.o.] At school, Caruso tortured me every chance he got. Chris: A battery! Greg: A 'D' They're packing heavy. Come on, man. Let's just go. Chris: No, no! I'm getting tired of him. [As Chris throws the battery at Caruso, everybody around him ducks but Caruso stands defiant. The battery smashes a glass pane in the door.] Adult Chris: [v.o.] If I'd have had a brick, I'd have hit him. Maybe he didn't see who threw it. [everybody points at Chris] Now, where were these guys when Tupac got shot?