Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Sausage
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Detention was a step up from my old school. In my old school, if you did something wrong you had to fight the principal. [flashback:] Principal: You want to fight so bad?! Girl: Fight me! I ain't scared of you! Principal: Well, bring it! Bring it! Girl: Oh, no, you didn't! Principal: Come on! Girl: You, you, you! Adult Chris: [v.o.] You should have seen what happened when he tried to suspend her.