Chris: I got on the basketball team, and I need to learn how to play by tomorrow.
Drew: The basketball team? Man, are you crazy? You know you don't know how to play.
Chris: Didn't I say that? I just need to know enough to look like I know something.
Drew: You know how to faint?
Chris: You mean, like, fake somebody out?
Drew: No, I mean, like, fall down on the ground so you won't have to play. [hits his own head with the nunchuks]