Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- 201 Everybody Hates Rejection
- 202 Everybody Hates the Class President
- 203 Everybody Hates Elections
- 204 Everybody Hates a Liar
- 205 Everybody Hates Malvo
- 206 Everybody Hates the Buddy System
- 207 Everybody Hates Promises
- 208 Everybody Hates Thanksgiving
- 209 Everybody Hates Superstition
- 210 Everybody Hates Kris
- 211 Everybody Hates Eggs
- 212 Everybody Hates Hall Monitors
- 213 Everybody Hates Snow Day
- 214 Everybody Hates the Substitute
- 215 Everybody Hates Cutting School
- 216 Everybody Hates Chain Snatching
- 217 Everybody Hates DJs
- 218 Everybody Hates Baseball
- 219 Everybody Hates Gambling
- 220 Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
- 221 Everybody Hates Math
- 222 Everybody Hates the Last Day
- Season 3
- Season 4
Everybody Hates Chris
Everybody Hates Chris is a fictional account of Chris Rock's teenage years in Brooklyn in the 1980s. The show follows Chris, his parents Julius and Rochelle, and siblings Drew and Tonya, as they move to Bedford-Stuyvesant (Bed-Stuy) where Chris starts at a majority-White school.
Starring:
Tyler James Williams, Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond, Imani Hakim, Vincent Martella, Chris Rock.
Recurring Actors:
Travis T. Flory, Jacqueline Mazarella, Kevontay Jackson, Ernest Thomas, Jeris Poindexter, Michel Estime, Antonio Fargas, Jackee Harry, Todd Bridges, J.B. Smoove, Earthquake, Tony Rock.
Original Run: 2005-2009.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates the Pilot
Julius: Everything okay at school?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I didn't tell him about the fight. My dad went to school during the Civil Rights era. After hoses, tanks and dog bites on your ass, somehow Joey Caruso didn't compare.
Chris: Yeah, it was all right.
Julius: Good. I'll see you in the morning.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father wasn't the type to say "I love you". He was one of four fathers on the block. "I'll see you in the morning" meant he was coming home. Coming home was his way of saying "I love you".
Julius: Unplug that clock, boy. You can't tell time when you sleep. That's 2 cents an hour.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Sausage
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father always worked two jobs, which made my mother so comfortable, she'd quit her job over anything.
[flashback to Rochelle as a waitress:]
Woman: Check, please?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And I mean anything.
Rochelle: Now, do I look like I have your check? All that hollering at people. I don't need this. My husband has two jobs. I don't need to be here right now.
[flashback to Rochelle as a receptionist:]
Man: Hold my calls.
Rochelle: Who are you hollering at? "Hold my calls." Hold your own damn call! I do not need this! My man has two jobs!
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates the Pilot
Julius: I know you're not gonna throw that away. Eat that. That's 30 cents worth of oatmeal.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father always knew what everything costs.
[montage:]
Julius: [retrieving a chicken wing from the trash] That's $1.09 in the trash.
Julius: [next to a tray of burnt biscuits] That's $2 on fire.
Julius: That's 49 cents of spilled milk dripping all over my table. Somebody's gonna drink this milk.
Quote from Drew in Everybody Hates the English Teacher
Drew: 21.
Mr. Omar: You hit on 17?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] What Mr. Omar didn't know was that when it came to numbers, Drew was like my father.
[montage:]
Drew: Wow, that's 562,002 granules of sugar.
Drew: Wow, that's 357,000 raindrops.
Drew: Wow, that's one cupcake.
Trending Quotes
Quote from Vanessa in Everybody Hates Big Bird
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I realized my mistake, and Vanessa realized that going out with Kill Moves wasn't a mistake at all.
Rochelle: You were out all night?
Vanessa: Oh, girl, that's just the start of it. We opened the champagne, headed for the seaport. There was a pink helicopter waiting for me.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] You can hear about the rest of Vanessa's date at www.vanessasbigdatewithkillmoves.tv
Top Episodes
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- 211. Everybody Hates Eggs
- 222. Everybody Hates the Last Day
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