Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- 201 Everybody Hates Rejection
- 202 Everybody Hates the Class President
- 203 Everybody Hates Elections
- 204 Everybody Hates a Liar
- 205 Everybody Hates Malvo
- 206 Everybody Hates the Buddy System
- 207 Everybody Hates Promises
- 208 Everybody Hates Thanksgiving
- 209 Everybody Hates Superstition
- 210 Everybody Hates Kris
- 211 Everybody Hates Eggs
- 212 Everybody Hates Hall Monitors
- 213 Everybody Hates Snow Day
- 214 Everybody Hates the Substitute
- 215 Everybody Hates Cutting School
- 216 Everybody Hates Chain Snatching
- 217 Everybody Hates DJs
- 218 Everybody Hates Baseball
- 219 Everybody Hates Gambling
- 220 Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
- 221 Everybody Hates Math
- 222 Everybody Hates the Last Day
- Season 3
- Season 4
Everybody Hates Chris

Everybody Hates Chris is a fictional account of Chris Rock's teenage years in Brooklyn in the 1980s. The show follows Chris, his parents Julius and Rochelle, and siblings Drew and Tonya, as they move to Bedford-Stuyvesant (Bed-Stuy) where Chris starts at a majority-White school.
Starring:
Tyler James Williams, Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond, Imani Hakim, Vincent Martella, Chris Rock.
Recurring Actors:
Travis T. Flory, Jacqueline Mazarella, Kevontay Jackson, Ernest Thomas, Jeris Poindexter, Michel Estime, Antonio Fargas, Jackee Harry, Todd Bridges, J.B. Smoove, Earthquake, Tony Rock.
Original Run: 2005-2009.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Tonya in Everybody Hates the Class President
Tonya: Can you teach me to moonwalk? I can't get it.
Drew: Why do you like Billy Ocean so much, anyway?
Tonya: Because, he's the greatest entertainer in history.
Drew: He's not better than Michael Jackson.
Tonya: Shoot, he's way better than Michael Jackson. I bet you in the future, 20 years from now, nobody's going to remember who Michael Jackson is.
Drew: That's why I'm not going to teach you how to do the Michael Jackson moonwalk.
Tonya: It's the Billy Ocean moonwalk. Michael Jackson stole it.
Drew: Fine. Have it your way.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Sausage
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father always worked two jobs, which made my mother so comfortable, she'd quit her job over anything.
[flashback to Rochelle as a waitress:]
Woman: Check, please?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And I mean anything.
Rochelle: Now, do I look like I have your check? All that hollering at people. I don't need this. My husband has two jobs. I don't need to be here right now.
[flashback to Rochelle as a receptionist:]
Man: Hold my calls.
Rochelle: Who are you hollering at? "Hold my calls." Hold your own damn call! I do not need this! My man has two jobs!
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates the Pilot
Julius: I know you're not gonna throw that away. Eat that. That's 30 cents worth of oatmeal.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father always knew what everything costs.
[montage:]
Julius: [retrieving a chicken wing from the trash] That's $1.09 in the trash.
Julius: [next to a tray of burnt biscuits] That's $2 on fire.
Julius: That's 49 cents of spilled milk dripping all over my table. Somebody's gonna drink this milk.
Quote from Drew in Everybody Hates the English Teacher
Drew: 21.
Mr. Omar: You hit on 17?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] What Mr. Omar didn't know was that when it came to numbers, Drew was like my father.
[montage:]
Drew: Wow, that's 562,002 granules of sugar.
Drew: Wow, that's 357,000 raindrops.
Drew: Wow, that's one cupcake.
Top Episodes
Top Rated Episodes
- 203. Everybody Hates Elections
- 419. Everybody Hates Back Talk
- 101. Everybody Hates the Pilot
- 202. Everybody Hates the Class President
- 112. Everybody Hates a Part Time Job
- 414. Everybody Hates PSATs
- 211. Everybody Hates Eggs
- 222. Everybody Hates the Last Day
- 404. Everybody Hates the English Teacher
- 322. Everybody Hates Graduation