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Stranger on a Train

‘Stranger on a Train’

Season 3, Episode 3 -  Aired April 26, 2022

Erin's family and friends are excited to take a trip to the seaside resort of Portrush and visit the amusement park.

Quote from James

James: OK, he's still there. Doesn't seem to have noticed anything. So now we just need to decide who's going to actually, you know, make the switch.
All: You are.
James: I don't want to do it. I think Orla should do it.
Michelle: What a fucking gentleman.
James: Well, she's got those massive shoes on. It'll be easier for her to reach the rack.
[cut to James walking up the carriage wearing Orla's boots. As removes his bag from rack and places the man's bag up there, the train lurches and James falls into the man's lap:]
Jordy: What the hell are you doing with that?
James: It must have fell when the train started.
Jordy: Right. Nice boots.
James: Thank you very much.
Jordy: Now get the fuck off me.
James: Absolutely.

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Quote from Ma Mary

Aideen: I can't believe it. I lose a bit of weight and you don't recognise me?
Mary: Yeah, were you following any sort of programme in there, or?
Aideen: Oh, my God. We grew up together, girls. I have the same eyes. I have the same smile.
Aunt Sarah: Come on now, you must have cut out the carbs. Did you?
Aideen: Any real change that happened, happened in here. Going to prison, it was... it was tough, but it allowed me to work on myself. And now that I'm out, I'm going to do some good. I'm going to make a difference.
Mary: Weights, was it?

Quote from Ma Mary

Aideen: Now, where is my ticket? [opens bag] Bastard.
Mary: What's wrong?
Aideen: I had a pack of Tayto in here. That fella must have took them.
Aunt Sarah: Animal.
Aideen: I'll kill him. [runs out of the train] Oi, you. Bucko. What have you done with my Taytos? [hits him with her bag]
Jordy: What's wrong with you, you mad bastard?
Aideen: Take those fucking headphones off.
Erin: Who is she, Mammy?
Mary: Just a girl we knew once. Had a tough life. Made a few mistakes, but she has totally turned things around now.

Quote from Da Gerry

James: Yeah, this is going to be a great shot, I think.
Michelle: Just make sure you get the bit where it turns upside down.
Gerry: Turns upside down?
Aunt Sarah: I just hope to Christ my hat stays on.
[All except James and baby Anna get on the Dipper roller coaster:]
Erin: Hold on tight, everyone. Here we go, folks.
Man: [over Tannoy] Ladies and gentlemen, we appear to have a technical problem. We're going to have to stall here for the time being.
Gerry: God almighty.

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