Mary: So our mother passed away over a decade ago, and we were just...
Carlos Santini: Shh. There's a man here. Dark hair. I'm getting the initial S. Can anybody claim this man? He's wearing uniform. A military uniform.
Aunt Sarah: Jesus Christ, this boy again?
Carlos Santini: He's American. Hi.
Aunt Sarah: Send him back.
Carlos Santini: I'm sorry?
Aunt Sarah: How many times does he need to be told? I'm not interested.
Carlos Santini: He's getting upset now.
Aunt Sarah: I don't care, Carlos.
Carlos Santini: Well, he's going now.
Aunt Sarah: I'm glad to hear it.
Carlos Santini: He's gone.
Aunt Sarah: Moanin' shite.

Erin: Have you decided what you're wearing yet?
Aunt Sarah: I've narrowed it down to two.
Mary: Dresses?
Aunt Sarah: Rails.

Gerry: Nice suit, Ciaran. Dunnes, was it?
Ciaran: Yeah, they had a sale on.
Gerry: So I believe.
Ciaran: This is great. Thanks for inviting me.
Aunt Sarah: Well, John Travolta wasn't available. I mean, I assume he wasn't. His management never bothered writing back.

Geraldine: Oh, here's Deidre.
Sean: Oh, who's the big fella?
Ciaran: Is that not her husband?
Geraldine: Not at all.
Aunt Sarah: Maybe it's her bit of stuff.
Deidre: All right, girls.
Mary: Martin not with you?
Deidre: He's working nights, so I thought I'd bring Rob instead.
Mary: Great.
Aunt Sarah: Fair play to you, Deidre, that's what I say. Sure, if you were a man, nobody would bat an eyelid.

Aunt Sarah: You know, Janette, I actually think it was the continuation of the First World war which led to growing unrest and support for the Soviets, which in turn allowed Lenin to seize power in 1917. [Richard nods along]
Janette: Right.

Mary: What is so hilarious about me going to university? What's she ever done?
Aunt Sarah: She married a surgeon, Mary! How many times?
Mary: Imagine if he found out.
Aunt Sarah: Careful now, Mary.
Mary: The summer of '77. The leavers' disco.
Gerry: That's enough now.
Deidre: It wasn't me. It was Janette's idea.
Mary: All this time, and we haven't said a word.
Geraldine: And that's the way it needs to stay! People wouldn't understand, girls. They wouldn't understand.
Aunt Sarah: I think we should let sleeping dogs cry.
Deidre: We should let sleeping dogs lie.
Aunt Sarah: Ach, we should let sleeping dogs do whatever they want, Deidre.

Gerry: Is that a tattoo? Have you had a tattoo since 1977 and I've never seen it?
Mary: There's lots you haven't seen, Gerry.
Aunt Sarah: We're very good at hiding them, Gerry. We're out a fortune in concealer.

Gerry: Is there something you want to tell us, Sarah?
Aunt Sarah: I'm thinking of going blonde.
Mary: No, Sarah.
Aunt Sarah: I know what you're going to say. It'll totally wash me out.
Mary: Sarah...
Aunt Sarah: But with a couple of warm low-lights, I really think...

Erin: Mammy, do you remember you said we could get an advance on our birthday money, if we had a good enough reason?
Mary: I didn't say that.
Erin: Mmm-hmm. Orla.
Mary: [on tape] All right, all right, I suppose you could get an advance on your birthday money, if you had a good enough reason.
Orla: Busted.
Aunt Sarah: Jesus, but Home Alone 2 has a lot to answer for. They're flat out recording us on that thing, Mary. That time we were slagging off Deidre Mallon's pelmet, it's all on there.
Gerry: What's wrong with Deidre Mallon's pelmet?
Mary: It doesn't match her tie-backs, Gerry.

Aunt Sarah: I've no time, Gerry. It's Halloween night. I have to do Mary's make-up as well as my own, and neither of us have so much as a base coat on yet. The day ran away from me.
Mary: I think I will go for a smoky eye, you know.
Aunt Sarah: Ach, I'm still not convinced, you know, Mary.