Da Gerry Quote #10
Quote from Da Gerry in Episode Five
Emmett: I didn't want to put you in this position, but I can't stress the seriousness of my situation.
Waitress: Anything else?
Emmett: Oh, d'you know what? I wouldn't mind a knickerbocker glory.
Waitress: Right...
Emmett: You need to help me out here.
Gerry: We do that and we're breaking the law.
Emmett: Oh, you recognise the legal system of a brutal imperialistic oppressor, do ya?
Gerry: If they can put me in jail for 20 years then yes, Emmett, yes, I do!
Derry Girls Quotes
‘Episode Five’ Quotes
Quote from James
James: Why doesn't someone just call the police?
Erin: Cos that's not how things work around here, James.
James: Well, how do things work here? How do they work? Will one of you please explain it to me, because sometimes I feel like I've gone through the fucking looking glass!
Clare: Calm down, James.
Michelle: Aye, don't be such a dick, James.
Quote from Granda Joe
Gerry: Joe, it's all just a bit trickier today. There are so many roadblocks up, there are so many diversions, and, you know, I drive for a living.
Joe: He says this like it's something to be proud of.
Gerry: Look, we just need to get out of this place as quickly and as quietly as possible.
Joe: You know what age I am, boy? You know how many of these parades I've lived through? You think I don't realise how quickly a situation can turn? Do you think I would do anything to put my family at risk?
Gerry: No. Of course not. I'm sorry.
Jim: Aye.
[cut to Joe's car stuck in the middle of the Orange Order parade:]
Joe: What are you looking at, you tangerine tool?!
Quote from Ma Mary
Mary: Already? It's started already?
Gerry: I think it's just a rehearsal, love.
Mary: They've been playing the same three songs since 1795. What do they need to rehearse for?