Da Gerry Quote #7

Quote from Da Gerry in Episode Five

Joe: Well, what do you want me to do? Chuck the wee'un out in the middle of nowhere?
Gerry: But this is dangerous, Joe! He is dangerous!
Emmett: [o.s.] Er, I'm not dangerous.
Gerry: In fairness, Emmett, if you were dangerous you wouldn't say that you were dangerous, would ya?
Emmett: [o.s.] True.

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 ‘Episode Five’ Quotes

Quote from James

James: Why doesn't someone just call the police?
Erin: Cos that's not how things work around here, James.
James: Well, how do things work here? How do they work? Will one of you please explain it to me, because sometimes I feel like I've gone through the fucking looking glass!
Clare: Calm down, James.
Michelle: Aye, don't be such a dick, James.

Quote from Granda Joe

Gerry: Joe, it's all just a bit trickier today. There are so many roadblocks up, there are so many diversions, and, you know, I drive for a living.
Joe: He says this like it's something to be proud of.
Gerry: Look, we just need to get out of this place as quickly and as quietly as possible.
Joe: You know what age I am, boy? You know how many of these parades I've lived through? You think I don't realise how quickly a situation can turn? Do you think I would do anything to put my family at risk?
Gerry: No. Of course not. I'm sorry.
Jim: Aye.
[cut to Joe's car stuck in the middle of the Orange Order parade:]
Joe: What are you looking at, you tangerine tool?!

Quote from Ma Mary

Mary: Already? It's started already?
Gerry: I think it's just a rehearsal, love.
Mary: They've been playing the same three songs since 1795. What do they need to rehearse for?