Michelle Quote #40
Quote from Michelle in Episode Five
Michelle: And how soon am I going to meet this fella?
Sarah: Dead soon. Really soon.
Michelle: And answer me this. Is he a ride?
Sarah: Oh, God, aye.
Michelle: Is it just a casual thing, or are we talking a keeper here?
Sarah: I'm thinking marriage.
Michelle: Holy fuck!
Erin: Catch yourself on.
Michelle: To think, I could be staring at him right now.
Erin: You can't marry an Orangeman, Michelle.
Michelle: That's a pity, cos I think there's something really sexy about the fact that they hate us so much.
Derry Girls Quotes
‘Episode Five’ Quotes
Quote from James
James: Why doesn't someone just call the police?
Erin: Cos that's not how things work around here, James.
James: Well, how do things work here? How do they work? Will one of you please explain it to me, because sometimes I feel like I've gone through the fucking looking glass!
Clare: Calm down, James.
Michelle: Aye, don't be such a dick, James.
Quote from Granda Joe
Gerry: Joe, it's all just a bit trickier today. There are so many roadblocks up, there are so many diversions, and, you know, I drive for a living.
Joe: He says this like it's something to be proud of.
Gerry: Look, we just need to get out of this place as quickly and as quietly as possible.
Joe: You know what age I am, boy? You know how many of these parades I've lived through? You think I don't realise how quickly a situation can turn? Do you think I would do anything to put my family at risk?
Gerry: No. Of course not. I'm sorry.
Jim: Aye.
[cut to Joe's car stuck in the middle of the Orange Order parade:]
Joe: What are you looking at, you tangerine tool?!
Quote from Ma Mary
Mary: Already? It's started already?
Gerry: I think it's just a rehearsal, love.
Mary: They've been playing the same three songs since 1795. What do they need to rehearse for?