Erin: What the hell? What is going on? Where are all the literary greats?
Orla: What happened to my monkeys?
Mary: We had to take them down. They were scaring the wains.
Erin: Why are the wains here?
Mary: Ach, splitting the booking just made sense, you know, price wise.
Erin: We are not sharing our 18th birthday party with the first communion do! I cannot believe this, Mammy!
Mary: [begins to sob] All I do is try my best, Erin...
Erin: Oh, come on.
Mary: [sobbing] This is how I'm treated...
Erin: Well, you're quite clearly pretending to cry now, so.
Mary: [normal voice] Everything I do, I do it for you!
Erin: Is that right, Bryan Adams?
Mary: And maybe you'll realise that...
Erin: Oh, don't even.
Mary: ..when I'm dead.
Erin: Seriously?

Aunt Sarah: Well, how'd they take it?
Mary: Not great. I had to whip out the old you'll be sorry when I'm dead card.
Aunt Sarah: Happy days.

James: Mum's had a lot going on.
Cathy Maguire: Yeah. I've actually just started my own business. It's been a real passion project, a real labour of love! And it's really starting to take off now, so...
Mary: Right. And what sort of area is it?
Cathy Maguire: Self-adhesive labels.
Mary: Stickers?
Cathy Maguire: I design high-end self-adhesive labels.
Mary: You make stickers.
Cathy Maguire: For bespoke gift packages.
Mary: You're a sticker maker.
Cathy Maguire: No, they're not stickers exactly.
Sarah: And would there be much money in sticker making, Cathy?
Cathy Maguire: They are not stickers! Labels. They're labels.

Gerry: Found some.
Mary: Oh!
Gerry: Found some, Mary. [hands Mary one pair of black socks]
Mary: [downbeat] Great.