‘Episode Six’
Season 1, Episode 6 - Aired February 8, 2018
Erin is excited to be made the editor of the school paper. Meanwhile, Orla is obsessed with step aerobics, and Da Gerry has a problem at the photo place.
Quote from Da Gerry
Mary: How could you have lost the wee docket, Gerry?
Sarah: Aye, everybody knows you have to hang on to the wee docket.
Gerry: Look, I've said that I'm sorry.
Mary: They were my birthday photos, for God's sake.
Joe: There's definitely grounds for an annulment here, Mary.
Mary: I mean you only turn 33 once.
Gerry: You've been 33 a few times now, in fairness, Mary.
Mary: Well, aren't you a brave man, given the circumstances?
Quote from Erin
Erin: Where is everyone?
Aisling: They quit.
Erin: What? You're not serious.
Aisling: They all think what you did was pretty out of order, Erin.
Erin: I see.
Aisling: And that you're a bit ruthless.
Erin: OK.
Aisling: And cold.
Erin: Right.
Aisling: And nobody really has any respect for you.
Quote from Sister Michael
Sister Michael: Don't even think about arguing. I can't be doing with the Board of Governors getting wind of something like this at the moment. They're a thorn in my arse at the best of times. I mean, for God's sake, Erin, what happened to Shoes of the World?
Erin: This is more important. This is about, you know, gay rights.
Sister Michael: I see. And I take it that's what the camp shirts are in aid of. A very serious uniform violation, by the way. But let's take one problem at a time, shall we?
Erin: This isn't a problem, Sister. This is ground-breaking journalism.
Sister Michael: They are not to be distributed tomorrow. Do I make myself clear?
James: But that's censorship.
Sister Michael: Well done. You are correct. You're being censored. Now go.
Quote from Orla
Erin: I'm gonna have to make a stand about this, Mammy.
Mary: Ah no, you won't, Erin.
Erin: The school is trying to erase this young girl's experience, all because she's gay. I mean, what if it were me? What if it were Orla?
Mary: Fine, stick up for the wee lesbian.
Orla: I just don't understand what they eat.
Quote from Michelle
Erin: Now James isn't even speaking to me.
Michelle: Don't worry about James. James doesn't count.
Quote from Sister Michael
Sister Michael: Christ, this is penance. I'm not doing it again. I mean it this time. Up next we have... Orla McCool.
Quote from Da Gerry
Ciaran: That'll be £3.75, please. And have you got your wee docket there?
Gerry: Yeah, I do.
Ciaran: It's a wee red slip of paper, about yay big.
Gerry: Yeah.
Ciaran: Dark blue lettering, it has.
Gerry: Yeah, I know.
Ciaran: Not a navy blue, now. More like a royal blue.
Gerry: I know what it looks like.
Ciaran: Times New Roman, I believe the font is called.
Gerry: I just can't find it.
Joe: Prick.
Quote from Jenny
Jenny: OK, guys. Don't forget, entries for our "Searching For Myself" writing competition are to be placed here. If you could all spread the word, that'd be fabby-dabby-do.
Erin: Fabby-dabby-dick.
Quote from Granda Joe
Gerry: Look, it's gone. The docket is gone. Why don't we just move on?
Joe: Why don't you just move out?
Quote from Ma Mary
Gerry: Found some.
Mary: Oh!
Gerry: Found some, Mary. [hands Mary one pair of black socks]
Mary: [downbeat] Great.