Erin: Well, I am planning on visiting the hospital. I'm going to read the sick kids some of my work.
Michelle: No, Erin. Them wains have suffered enough.
Erin: Well, what's your great philanthropic plans?
Michelle: In English, please?
Erin: What are you doing for Children in Need?
Michelle: I might cut my hair. Charlene Kavanagh made a shit ton when she done it last year, and I'm trying to save for a holiday, so...
Erin: You can't keep the money, Michelle. You've to give it to the charity.
Michelle: What? Do you not just give them the hair? Ah, for...