Joe: You see, I was so focused on pissing off that gobshite my eldest girl's unfortunate enough to be married to, that I completely lost sight of the fact that they were really her birthday photos. And my other girl, my younger girl, well, she was looking very slim at the time, so go and grab them for me, there's a good fella.
Ciaran: I can't accept that.
Joe: I think something's been lost in translation here, boy.