Woody: I'm sorry. I just can't look you in the eyes when I say that.
Emily: Well, why don't you try starting on something else? Just say it to the air.
Woody: I love you, air.
Kelly: Great! All right. Now say it to this guy.
Woody: I love you, Tecumseh. Hey, I'm starting to get the hang of this. I love you, Miss Howe.
Rebecca: Thank you, Woody.
Woody: I love you, Mr. Clavin.
Cliff: Well, Woody, it takes quite a man to admit that.
Woody: I was just acting.
Cliff: Oh, yeah. So was l.

Woody: I can't believe it's over. I can't believe she's leaving me.
Sam: Oh, come on. What are you talking like that for? You're gonna give up after one little spat?
Woody: What else can I do?
Sam: Well, you can run to her, hold her in your arms, and tell her that you love her. Come on, man.
Woody: That's a great idea.
Sam: Yeah.
Woody: Yeah. That's exactly what I'm gonna do. See you guys later.
Frasier: Where are you going, Wood?
Woody: Sam wants me to elope.
Sam: No!

Sam: Wait, Woody, I didn't say anything about eloping. I didn't mean that. I just meant you should go over to her place and maybe make out a little bit.
Woody: Well, yeah, and to do that, we got to get married, right?
Sam: Kids today.

Woody: Oh, hey, Sam, would you come with me? I mean, you're kind of like a big brother to me, and I don't think I could take a big step like this without you there to support me.
Sam: Oh, well, thanks, Woody. I'm very touched.
Woody: I need someone strong to hold the ladder.
Sam: Thanks, Woody. I'm very touched.

Woody: Yep. This is Kelly's room all right, Sam.
Sam: How can you tell?
Kelly: [o.s.] [gargles]
Woody: That's her gargle.
Kelly: Woody, Sam, what are you doing here?
Woody: Kelly, I want to marry you. I want to elope with you right now. You mean everything in the world to me. And nothing is going to stop me... Hey, you do have over 1,000 Barbie dolls. I thought you were just bragging.

Woody: All right, where's my money?
Gordon: What?
Woody: Come on, come on, you know the routine. l- l- l did this earlier. I give you blood, you give me money.
Gordon: You gave blood already today?
Woody: I didn't give it, I sold it. Hey, I got a ring to pay for, damn you.
Frasier: Woody, are you saying that after four days of virtually no sleep at all, you gave blood today twice?
Woody: Is that bad?
Frasier: Yes! The body can't take that kind of punishment. You're suffering from a lack of blood and a lack of sleep. My God, I'm surprised you're not hallucinating.
Woody: Huh. Don't worry about me, Dr. Crane. I'm fine. I just need a little sleep before that party tomorrow night. Huh! Hallucinating.
Kelly: [enters] Woody. Why aren't you dressed for the party?
Woody: What party? Who are you? Why am I covered with ants?!

Madame Lazora: Young man, if you're not careful, you are about to lose a sum of money in the near future.
Woody: That is amazing. How'd she know that?
Frasier: Well, maybe it's the wallet hanging out of your back pocket.
Woody: Wow. Coincidence? I think not.