‘Woody or Won't He’
Season 8, Episode 17 - Aired February 8, 1990
When Woody meets Kelly's mother, he is relieved to have found a Gaines family member who doesn't hate him. Meanwhile, Cheers gets a mechanical bull.
Quote from Carla
Cliff: [o.s.] Somebody, get me off!
Rebecca: You know, Carla, if Cliff actually broke the world record, it would be good publicity for the bar.
Carla: Yeah, but I can't find any record in here at all for mechanical bull riding.
Rebecca: Look under "Stupidest Stunts."
Carla: Here it is. First page.
Quote from Woody
Woody: I've lost Kelly forever. She's never gonna want to talk to me again after what I've done.
Norm: Come on, Woody. Look, I'm sure lots of guys yell out at dinner parties that they won't have sex with their girlfriends' mothers.
Woody: Yeah, you're probably right, Mr. Peterson, but that still doesn't help ease the pain.