‘Veggie-Boyd’
Season 9, Episode 11 - Aired November 22, 1990
After Woody stars in a commercial for a health drink, he feels like a liar when he realizes he doesn't actually like the beverage. Meanwhile, Cliff is annoyed by the interest Sam's new trivia napkins receive.
Quote from Woody
Director: Woody, this is your close-up. Jill is gonna feed you your cue. Just look her right in the camera and say, "I like it."
Woody: I like it.
Director: Not now, Woody.
Woody: No. I mean I like your direction. It's very forceful, very to the point.
Quote from Norm
Woody: Mr. Peterson made a goofy face!
Norm: I did not. It's my normal expression.
Woody: Stop it!
Director: Woody, could we have your friend wait out in the hallway?
Norm: I didn't do anything!
Sam: Oh, quit looking so goofy! [laughs]
[On his way out, Norm grabs a box of donuts]
Director: [bell rings] Take two.
Norm: [grabs another box] If you insist.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: You know, Woody, the way Ma got me used to a new vegetable like, say, uh oh, Brussels sprouts. She used to put a few in each of my pockets and have me, uh, walk around with them all day.
Woody: Well, thanks, Mr. Clavin, but Brussels sprouts aren't the problem.
Cliff: Well, you should try it anyway. It's a nice feeling.
Quote from Frasier
Sam: Hey, hypnosis, huh? That's cool, Doc.
Frasier: Sam, hypnosis is not a parlor game. Although last week at a party, I did get quite a few laughs by hypnotizing Lilith into removing her shoes whenever anyone mentioned brie cheese.
Lilith: Frasier, you did no such thing. [removes a shoe] Very funny.
Woody: I don't know if hypnotism will work on me, Dr. Crane. I'm pretty strong-willed.
Carla: And what's she, brie cheese?
Lilith: [removes another shoe] Stop that.
Frasier: Woody! Let's go into the office and watch that watch.
Lilith: Oh, for God's sake, Frasier. First you espouse Sigmund Freud. Now, you've moved on to Dr. Mesmer. This is not professional conduct.
Frasier: Point taken, my darling. Oh, by the way, is that a tambourine behind you?
Lilith: A tambourine? [starts to unbutton her top] What an odd question. [realizes] You are in such trouble, mister.
Quote from Carla
Rebecca: You know, I was thinking. What is kale, anyway?
Norm: Uh, you know, some kind of a lettuce thing they use in salad bars, isn't it?
Rebecca: Oh.
Cliff: No. No, uh, kale is not a green, per se, but more of a family of greens. See, anything with a pungent aroma and a loose head can properly be called "kale."
Carla: Get you another beer, kale?
Quote from Frasier
Sam: Hey, you really did a number on him; look at him go there.
Frasier: Woody is highly suggestible. I had the mission accomplished in five minutes.
Sam: You had him under for two hours. What were you doing the rest of the time?
Frasier: Just snooping. We'll, uh... We'll talk later.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Woody, you need my help!
Woody: I don't need your help! All I need is three tons of topsoil and a big, yellow tractor!
Lilith: "Tractor"? [sings] The sun'll come out tomorrow...
Frasier: Lilith, lower your damn skirt and watch the watch!